P. H. Cordner

Archive for July, 2008|Monthly archive page

Another blow for the 53rd!

In Nonsense on July 29, 2008 at 12:41

One of the last vestiges of the 53rd Ward has gone by the wayside. Alderman Ed Bus (53rd) is optimistic that this is a temporary bump in the road, and has this to say: “Ha! They ain’t closin that one. Trust me, it’ll be re-opened in a week – just called Ed Bus Chophouse #2 instead.”

Honda Preludes are clogging my search results

In Nonsense on July 28, 2008 at 21:39

The Honda Prelude was a nice little coupe made by Honda in the 90s and early aughties. It was discontinued and then the Accord Coupe was sportified slightly to fill in its niche.

Where has the scene gone?

In Nonsense on July 28, 2008 at 00:12

Man, all round this town I can’t find anyone that has any ludes. It’s all crystal meth or marihuana or Pemberton’s Powdered Coca-Cola. Not even that balding dude who used to own the coffee shop knows where to get any.

I <3 Falafel!

In Nonsense on July 27, 2008 at 01:14

It’s delicious and nutritious!

Deelz on Weelz!

In Nonsense on July 26, 2008 at 19:41

Nice Weelz!