P. H. Cordner

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Triple XXX is racist!

In Nonsense on March 1, 2009 at 03:01

So Tom and Zach and Mat and I went to Triple XXX at about 1:30 in the morning, after getting thrown out of Jake’s for Tom (Athanasios) plorking in the stall and made a huge scene being so drunken and rambunctious it was impossible to ignore us, and Greg Ehresman still allowed me and my three white compatriots to pay for our peanut butter hamburgers in peace without breaking a window with us whilst being so very obnoxious about the racist establishment we were eating at. If us four were not Greek, Irish, etc, and Nubian, Kenyan, or Zimbabwean, we wouldn’t be so lucky. I don’t care what the courts say, I’m 30 dollars poorer and my ass is 0% kicked, n0 windows were broken. If we were black, that would have been November 2, 2008 all over again.