P. H. Cordner

Posts Tagged ‘Elmhurst’

Where you always save more money!

In Nonsense on March 5, 2009 at 20:59

Usually, the banner ads that have the same 3 pictures on them of sexy chicks are programmed to get your IP and put in a stringĀ  based on where you are. Adult Friend Finder, the most popular of these “get your jollies off 2nite!” websites, is pretty good. It always says “West Lafayette.” The low-rent one on Mininova is always telling me that sexy sex awaits me in Elmhurst! For those of you who didn’t watch Chicago area TV in the 90’s, when I think of Elmhurst, I think of the former Celozzi-Ettleson Chevrolet, on the corner of York and Roosevelt roads. Now I know what’s going on there at the old abandoned car lot!